vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

tagged: +omfg  +lmaoooooo 

stretchmark1:

*gets on one knee to propose to you*

*sees that your ankles are ashy*

*gets back up*

oomshi:

suckonmybubble:

oomshi:

I fuck her with my crocs on

The disrespect….

The honor

britney2007spears:

me: this celebrity is kinda good :-)!

tumblr: but… probematic! *brings out 116 receipts*

me:

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egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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First day of school is gonna be like…

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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