"How’s that essay going?"
mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass
jennifer lawrence is the living embodiment of that episode where spongebob rips his pants and he keeps doing it for attention
|—||Eliezer Yudkowsky (via abundance-mine)|
when u post a selfie and none of ur mutuals reblog it
"you know, you’re pretty cute for a black girl"
"Want to be my chocolate princess? "
"My african queen"
what the fuc-
"ever been with a white guy before? "
"Ya know, you’re so nice. You don’t act like most black girls"
True Life | When imbeciles try to holla… Jared Leto would never do us like this LMAO.
i went to canada with my dad once
"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh
blaming your parents for your unattractive genetics